"Haha. It's going, or maybe I should say growing? Facial hair is nice, it's always wonderful to have something tug on when your sitting alone contemplating things. Or trying to appear like you are. I'm letting the hair go now too,…"
"Alas, Castrationator and Bruce are no longer a part of my life. I am a single man, baby. And I feel you on the egg sandwiches, there's a reason they're sold in 'gas' stations I think. I blew the Tie fighter up as well."
"Welcome back, Jacob. I remember you from times when man was not obsessed by his deterministic notion of time. It is not coincidental that the first world trivialities of a procrastinating young English teen like Conor would need the diagnosis…"